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notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

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meatbicyclevevo:

mocking-scoutandjem:

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

(via dragon-architect)


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jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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analog63:

did-you-kno:

Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it,” when she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner after climbing the scaffold at her beheading.   Source

god this makes me feel.